Manimal, Half Man, Half…Whatever!

Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras-a hybrid creature that’s part human, part animal.

Yes, your read correctly, what you once could only see in sci-fi thrillers is being done in China. Amazing ain’t it!

Day 18 : 01.27.2005

I was seriously debating even going to do cardio today after I about fell on my behind when getting up this morning. My legs are SORE. However, I somehow was able to get ready and do another 30 minute cardio routine.

Day 17 : 01.26.2005

Another legs day and we hit it pretty hard. I’ll be needing to buy a weight belt to go any higher in weight on squats. My calves are starting to get their v cut back so thats a good thing. I think I’ll start hitting thighs hard pretty soon do develop the quads more.

BoonDoggle Man!

The folks at work and I were discussing the important things of life: body for life, hair, knots, tying knots with our hair, creating ropes, and somehow we ended up on the topic of boondoggle. For those non-eagle-scouts our there, boondoggle is

…a simple, extruded plastic lace, many people refer to as gimp! Gimp, a flat plastic lace made of flexible PVC, is a staple for the craft industry… By taking a piece or two of this product, you can weave, braid, or otherwise knot it to create a VAST variety of interesting projects.

Anyway, we began to wonder if there were any website out there that discussed the topic of ‘boondoggle’. Glory be…behold

Advice from Dr. Phil®

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace Kim Parizeau

Christmas Golf

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument Go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning.”

Months later, that special morning arrived, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”

Number 2 guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

Number 3 guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning for sex or golf ” and she said, “You’ll need a sweater…”

Kodak Top 10 Tips for Great Pictures

For those of us that have owned a digital camera for over 3 years but still have no idea how to make people stop smudging and colors from bleeding, this artice was meant for us.

Dullest Website on the Internet

I would have to say that the title of this website does not do it justice as it is hardly dull.