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Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

My attempt to “clog the internet”

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You’re welcome!

Wacky laptop tricks

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http://techrepublic.com.com/2300-10877_11-5844549-1.html

Rich Anderson is an instructor at Dunwoody College. He loves teaching, digital photograph, canoeing, backpacking, and rock climbing.

He’s also put together this gallery of humorous images showing a wild and crazy hacker utilizing his IBM laptop in weird ways.

Another ‘you know your living in…’, this time, 2005

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You know you’re living in 2005 when…

1 – you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2 – you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years

3 – thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have a screen name

4 – you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.

6 – your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.

7 – you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling

8 – as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends

9 – and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.

10 – you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5

11 – & now you’re laughing at your stupidity

Just moved to Arizona! (too funny)

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Just moved to Arizona! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.
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Christian One Liners

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Don’t let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
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Remember Jack Handy?

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http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/050808sh_shouts

WHAT I’D SAY TO THE MARTIANS
by Jack Handey

Software you can’t live without

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

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Love Dress

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Thought this might amuse you.
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
What are you doing?” she asked.
I’m waiting for John to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“John loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually.
“Needs ironing,” he said. “What’s for dinner